Four Fingers

We are all familiar with fingers in terms of those things that serve as our hamburger-grasping hand digits, but what are some other fingers that are also important?

1. Finger Lakes – The Finger Lakes of northern New York look just like fingers – fingers that have become frozen, gnarled and grossly deformed due to years of neglect, and from being pretty close to Buffalo.

2. Ladyfingers – These are things you desperately cram in your face at parties to alleviate your crippling and woeful inability to communicate with actual ladies.

3. Fingerlings – Baby fish are called fingerlings. Not sure why they don’t just call them “baby fish,” but I suppose “fingerlings” is a better name than “toelings.”

4. Finger Sandwiches – These are other things you desperately cram in your face at parties to alleviate your crippling and woeful inability to communicate with ladies.

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4 responses to “Four Fingers

  1. Here’s a freaky fifth finger for you – http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/galileos-middle-finger It’s Galileo’s and it’s in…wait for it…Florence!

  2. Slow news day. The show must go on. This post made me hungry :> I’ll see if I can get my lady to whip me up something. We won’t talk though; that would be awkward.

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